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youtubeofficial:

finally mcdonalds offers a gluten free, low-fat and vegan menu option

youtubeofficial:

finally mcdonalds offers a gluten free, low-fat and vegan menu option

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

420ghost:

metalicmonocrome:

autumnblossoms:

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!
These make me so happy!!!

Boonanas

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

420ghost:

metalicmonocrome:

autumnblossoms:

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!

These make me so happy!!!

Boonanas

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

pansoph:

it’s so nice being alive at the same time as you

ginchimera:

bowlofbloodoranges:

bowlofbloodoranges:

here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest

1st pic : lookin good

2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)

3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest

4th pic: me being outtie 

never forget

There will literally never be a time where I don’t laugh at this

techsquadassemble:

dangergays:

so i go to a private school where tuition costs more than most people make in a year and lemme tell you, rich kids are so unaware that they’re rich it’s hilarious and frightening at the same time

I go to a private school too and a while back I was complaining about how I was never home alone and a guy legitimately said “just buy a hotel room”
Rich kids are scary

narutomakis:

LITERALLY SAW THIS WHEN I STEPPED OUT MY DORM TONIGHT IM GONNA PEE MY P ANTS

newbun:

milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

niisku:

the amount of sass in this screencap is overwhelming

niisku:

the amount of sass in this screencap is overwhelming