יש לי שלל פסח
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
want to stop losing followers? delete your blog
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
what do you call a message sent by a girl?
i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists
"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William
its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming
MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN
having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden
"i love u my dumpling"