News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
News in America: Man throws intestines at police
News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
Britain: Shit Canada.
America: You fucked up.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DRAW HANDS
xmayb: Oh god that looks terrifying ALL THE FINGERS ARE THE SAME SIZE WHAT THE FUCK I call this severe allergic reaction hand ARR MATEY DRAWING HANDS BE MAKING ME WANNA WALK THE PLANK FUCK I FORGOT A FINGER I GIVE UP, YOU HAVE A LOBSTER CLAW NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT